Saturday, January 14, 2012

Problems? Excellent solutions !!!!



I really LEARNT something, HOPE this is useful to you all too !!!!!!!!!!

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. 

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, 'Big John doesn't pay!' and sat down at the back. 

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next. 

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. 

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, 'Big John doesn't pay!' 

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, 'And why not?' 

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, 'Big John has a bus pass.' 

Management Lesson: 'Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one.' 

Case 1: 

When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't flow down to the writing surface).
To solve this problem, it took them three months and $12 million. 

They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.And what did the Russians do...?? They used a pencil. 

Case 2: 

One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. 

Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent a whoopee amount to do so. 

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc., but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the 
assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line. 


Moral: 

Always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

LESSON LEARNT: NOAH'S ARK

Noah's Ark :  Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark . 



ONE:  Don't miss the boat. 
TWO:  Remember that we are all in the same boat! 
THREE:  Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.  
FOUR:  Stay fit.  When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
FIVE:  Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. 
SIX:  Build your future on high ground. 
SEVEN:  For safety's sake, travel in pairs. 
EIGHT:  Speed isn't always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs. 
NINE:  When you're stressed, float awhile. 
TEN:  Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 
ELEVEN:  No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting. 


Most people walk in and out of your life, but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

THE END

Monday, August 8, 2011

PARKING YOUR CAR.READ THIS MESSAGE AND UNDERSTAND WHY YOU MUST GET INTO THE HABIT OF REVERSE PARKING


Warning..!!!!                               
           Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public          
            car park. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the           
        rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home,        
        it was a receipt for petrol. Luckily my friend told me not to       
        stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the        
                 car Then we received this email yesterday.                 
                                                                            
                             WARNING FROM POLICE                           
                     THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN                    
            BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE--           
                   NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)'     
            
                                                                            
         Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating.. You walk        
          across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. You          
                    start the engine put it into Reverse.                   
                                                                            
         When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your         
           space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle           
  of the rear window. So, you stop and jump out of your car to remove that  
          paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.          
   When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear  
  out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically run you 
                     over as they speed off in your car.                    
                                                                            
        And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.       
         So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your         
         money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are        
                              now compromised!                              
                                                                          
                                                                            
              BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.             
                                                                            
   If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, lock your doors   
                            and just drive away.                            
              Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you              
        read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and       
                        family, especially to women.                        
    A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification   
    documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong    
                                   hands.                                   
                                                                            
                     Please forward to all your friends