What it really means...

Hello all! It's that time of the year again...yes its PRIME time! Its the time of the year when we get reviewed before we get any increments or bonuses (lets hope there is a bonus..hahaha) But before that, lets check

out the REAL meaning of words that appear in our Prime forms....

What yearly performance reviews words really mean

What yearly performance reviews words really mean:

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office

2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit

3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends a lots of time on phone

4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date

5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot

6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does

7. QUICK THINKER - Offers plausible excuses

8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision

9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it

10. EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English

11. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot dirty jokes

12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has louder voice

13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky

14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes

15. CAREER MINDED - Back stabber

16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else

17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys

18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time

19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk

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How to Make Your Wedding Night Unforgettable

If you'll be a virgin when you get married, you're probably feeling some apprehension about what will happen on your wedding night. Here are tips and advice to help things go smoothly. 

How to Communicate BEFORE the wedding night 

Pick a quiet moment to ask your soon-to-be-spouse "are you feeling nervous at all about our wedding night?" Odds are, he or she will be relieved to have the opportunity to talk about it. Talk about what your hopes and fears are. If your partner has sexual experience or you want to prevent pregnancy, talking about safer sex is essential. You may want to visit a counselor, or talk about sex during your pre-wedding counseling. If you are too nervous to bring up the subject of sex, consider leaving a magazine open, or even forwarding this article in an email. 

How to communicate DURING sex

The most important sex tip for being a great lover is to learn how to communicate in bed. For nervous first timers, it might seem more natural to stay silent; dirty talk can be intimidating. Try saying, "That feels good" or just moaning a little when you like something. Be observant of your partner as well - if they're quiet and still, you might want to try something different. You can ask, "Does that feel good?" or "Can I try..." Most importantly, speak up when something doesn't feel good. Sex can and should give both of you pleasure. 

Will she bleed? Will it be painful? 

When a woman loses her virginity, it is possible for it to be a little bloody or painful. However, it shouldn't last for too long, and it is almost never very serious. To make things easier, make sure there's plenty of foreplay before you try penetration. You'll also want to have a good lubricant. I recommend a brand called "Slippery Stuff" because it is safe to use with latex, and it's glycerin-free. (Glycerin can cause yeast infections.) Even if you use a lubricated condom, you'll want to use extra lube. And, if you're afraid of bleeding on the hotel sheets, bring a towel with you, or your own sheets. 

Will he be able to maintain an erection? What happens if he can't? 

The pressure of the wedding night can be too much for many men. If things aren't "working," try to change up the mood. Spend some time kissing, and fondling each other. Perhaps make a game out of how many different body parts you can kiss, or be a little more serious by talking about the wedding, your love for each other, and milestones ahead of you. 

Will I be any good? How can I wow my new husband or wife? 

Sex, like most things, takes practice. You are likely to be a little clumsy and to feel a little goofy. Take things slowly, and try to listen to your partner. Find out what feels good, and what doesn't. Don't be afraid to ask! But don't concentrate on how mind-blowing (or not!) the physical feelings are. Instead try to be gentle with one another, and focus on how amazing it is to finally be in each other's arms as a married couple. For tips on making the sex as amazing as possible, read 10 Sex Tips for a Magical Wedding Night which follows shortly.

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What it really means....

Hello all! It's that time of the year again...yes its PRIME time! Its the time of the year when we get reviewed before we get any increments or bonuses (lets hope there is a bonus..hahaha) But before that, lets check out the REAL meaning of words that appear in our Prime forms....


What yearly performance reviews words really mean


What yearly performance reviews words really mean:


1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office


2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit


3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends a lots of time on phone


4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date


5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot


6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does


7. QUICK THINKER - Offers plausible excuses


8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision


9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it


10. EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English


11. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot dirty jokes


12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has louder voice


13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky


14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes


15. CAREER MINDED - Back stabber


16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else


17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys


18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time


19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk

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A Beautiful Story to Share & Learn

A Story to live by 

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

One day,

someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her

boyfriend. 

He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her.. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before

they were yours, they were mine.' 

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.. 

Life Is a Gift

Today

before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. 

Before

you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. 

Before

you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion. 

Today

before you complain about life - Think of someone who died too early on this earth.

Before

you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.. 

Before

you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before

whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when

you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your

job. 

But

before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without sin. 

And when

depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still around. 

I PRAY THIS MOVES AROUND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE...

Too beautiful not to share........      

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