Thursday, September 30, 2010

MOTHER, MAY I BORROW $25 FROM YOU!

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?' MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman. SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?' MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' MUM: 'If you must know, I make RM...

7 reasons not to mess with children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher...

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Five Regrets of the Dying By Bronnie Ware Platinum Quality Author

For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives. People grow a lot when they are faced with their own mortality. I learned never to underestimate someone's capacity for growth. Some changes were phenomenal. Each experienced a variety of emotions, as expected, denial, fear,...

MOST BEAUTIFUL ADVICE

'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice..' 1. Pray 2. Go to bed on time. 3. Get up on time so you can start the day un rushed. 4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health. 5. Delegate tasks to capable others. 6. Simplify and unclutter your...

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Latest scam tactics in Taiwan...it will likely to nearer to you soon! So please be aware.

DO NOT LEND YOUR HANDPHONE TO STRANGERS !!!  These con artists who will approach you are likely to be a female or an elderly person. They will tell you that they just got rob and need to call the police. Right in front of you, they will call 110, 911 or 119 (the emergency tel for the local police). They will speak loudly for you to hear that they are reporting a case but halfway through, they will pretend that the reception is poor and...

How to prepare soymilk.

The Way to Prepare Soymilk Firstly,It’s very easy to make soymilk at home.If you make soy milk on a daily basis you might find an automatic soymilk maker (also called soy milk machine) such as: Soyajoy, Soylife, Soyquick, Miracle, Soyawonder or Vegan Star very helpful.Step1: IngredientsYou need about 125 g whole soya beans to make 1 liter of soy milk.Step2: Soaking and dehulling the soya beansClean the soya beans and soak them in water for...

Monday, September 27, 2010

Good Police Officer....!!!!!!!!

  1'm sure probably, you have may see this pictures..,  you have may see this pictures..But what happened after that ...

The Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. 'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. 'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have...

Sunday, September 26, 2010

10 Steps to a Successful Career Change

Interested in a new career? If so, it is important to take the time to evaluate your present situation, to explore career options and to choose a career that will be satisfying for you. Ten Steps to a Successful Career Change 1. Evaluate your current job satisfaction. Keep a journal of your daily reactions to your job situation and look for recurring themes. Which aspects of your current job do you like/dislike? Are your dissatisfactions...