Hello all! It's that time of the year again...yes its PRIME time! Its the time of the year when we get reviewed before we get any increments or bonuses (lets hope there is a bonus..hahaha) But before that, lets check out the REAL meaning of words that appear in our Prime forms....
What yearly performance reviews words really mean
What yearly performance reviews words really mean:
1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends a lots of time on phone
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does
7. QUICK THINKER - Offers plausible excuses
8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
10. EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English
11. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot dirty jokes
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has louder voice
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. CAREER MINDED - Back stabber
16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time
19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk
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