Saturday, November 20, 2010

What it really means....



Hello all! It's that time of the year again...yes its PRIME time! Its the time of the year when we get reviewed before we get any increments or bonuses (lets hope there is a bonus..hahaha) But before that, lets check out the REAL meaning of words that appear in our Prime forms....


What yearly performance reviews words really mean


What yearly performance reviews words really mean:


1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office


2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit


3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends a lots of time on phone


4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date


5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot


6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does


7. QUICK THINKER - Offers plausible excuses


8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision


9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it


10. EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English


11. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot dirty jokes


12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has louder voice


13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky


14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes


15. CAREER MINDED - Back stabber


16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else


17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys


18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time


19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk

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