Indians Cannot be Terrorists:

 Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists: 

1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights. 

2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 

3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're There 

4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 

5. We would ALL want to fly the plane .

6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 

7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it. 

8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield. 

9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day 

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.